Nipple Fucker

This past Friday was the release of the December jobs report. Basically the busiest day of the month for macro traders because of the implication of the number of jobs added or lost in the US is a key bellwether for the economy in general.

So, imagine my surprise as I’m trading the shit out of shit and there is absolute bedlam in the pit after it’s announced we added 320k jobs as opposed to the 150k consensus estimate

and I look over to the guy standing next to me watching a video of an oriental woman with sausage link sized nipples having said nipples penetrated by a dick.

Read that sentence again and then come to terms with the fact that the esteemed gentleman I stand next to, a father of three, a pillar of the community, could not look away from this captivating video while surrounded by hundreds of men simultaneously screaming at each other. On the fastest internet connection in the world, no less.

I nearly lost $20k bc of that video but holy shit you just don’t see that kind of thing every day.

-perv pug