Putting to paper the ideas that were probably best left as my white trash day dreams.
Ok I’m gonna get up on my soap box, and I don’t care what the fuck anyone says this is one I’ll die on… Sidney Sweeney has a great body. “What a bold hill to die on…” I’m not finished! While Sydney Sweeney has a great body, her face is so fucking average it hurts. … Continue reading Sydney Sweeney Has A Fart Face
What would you say if I told you that when I search for porn, I mostly search for dudes? “This is about the only thing that comes to mind…” No, no, no! Hear me out! I promise this is a big brain idea that I’ve been practicing for many years and it will bring much … Continue reading Don’t Knock It Till You Try It…
On London trading hours for the foreseeable future, so I’ve had a lot of time to think on slow nights and then the two hours I get to drink beers and think about things in between the Chicago open and the time my nanny gets here to watch the kids. London Pug has entered the … Continue reading Deep Thoughts: iPhone 15
Ok, please, go ahead and stop me if you’ve heard this joke before… Oh, so now he thinks he’s a comedian? A known rapist walks onto a stage in a stadium full of feminazi wine mom’s and cat ladies to a round of applause. Once they pipe down and lend an ear to their favorite … Continue reading A Known Rapist Walks Onto the Stage…
To anyone who says what I say and do here should be stopped, I implore you to have a dialogue with me. There are several possible outcomes, the only negative one would be if myself or my detractor were silenced. Think about it, we could have a dialogue, the best case for you is I … Continue reading A Disclaimer
There’s a new sheriff in town and I’m done playing ball with a certain group of people. Don’t worry, Israel and Palestine. I’ve yet to choose a side in your beef. What we’re here to discuss is a phrase that has entered our lexicon in the past few years (particularly in the hamlet I now … Continue reading Howdy Partner
My dad’s family is very proud of their Irish heritage (it’s an excuse to be a booze bag) and there is no more famous and revered Irish booze bag than the legendary Pogues frontman Shane MacGowan. Only known image of Shane without a drink I somehow managed to avoid exposure to the fantastic Celtic Punk … Continue reading Jam of the Day: Tuesday Morning
So a few years ago my wife ordered an outlandish amount of pizza from a local joint for our son’s first birthday party. She placed the order in advance via their catering portal online, I asked her how much it was, she didn’t know, maybe $200? I was like ouch ok whatever hon gotta feed … Continue reading Tip Culture is Out of Control
Test… Test… this thing on? Hey there folks, Pug here. I used to have this thing called excess time that enabled me to do things like write a casual smut blog, stay in peak shape to box competitively, and sleep for 36 hours straight to recover from coke benders. But then my life changed. Twice. … Continue reading We Be Vibecessioning
Considering I had to wait five mins in the line at the liquor store today while the average Joe who sounded like he could be a member of the bears super fans explained what a “gamma squeeze” is to the clerk behind the counter while he rang up his six pack, I don’t think I … Continue reading The Answer to r/wallstreetbets Woes: Pug’s Big Dirty
White Trash Day Dreams 