So the other day a guy was telling me how he bought a new power drill using an app called LetGo.
My buddy described its function as a sort of verified Craigslist where all of the sellers have ratings and reviews from users who have dealt with them. Basically keeps people from flaking out or murdering you. I downloaded the app with ambitions of unloading all of my unwanted clutter and then forgot about it.
That is, until today, when I received a notification that they now have a goods and services section and I couldn’t resist seeing what was offered.
It has not disappointed.
I’ve inquired with The Tuna about what kind of personal training he offers. (Maybe it has something to do with the photo of him getting fisted in the corner?)
I’ve also asked Loren the Auctioneer to meet me and The Tuna for coffee in regards to a coordinated meth and GHB auctioneering endeavor.
I’m waiting to hear back from my new friend Hayden on his availability for the meeting. Always valuable to have an archer around in the event The Tuna gets out of hand.
My main man Randy here seems to do it all. I wonder if I can negotiate a handy from Randy. This is the classy craigslist, after all.
NVM, Randy, you will not be needed. My girl Jewels actually has that covered, so now it’s time to release yourself of unwanted goods and… LetGo.
-Classifieds Pug
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