We Have A New Heavyweight Champion of the World

Andy Ruiz with Anthony Joshua after whooping his uninspired ass

That man above, the one who looks like an Oakland Raiders fan posing with his favorite player, is your new unified WBA, WBO, IBO, and IBF heavyweight champion of the world!

Joshua’s defeat in the 7th round after being knocked down four times in the fight will surely go down as one of the biggest upsets in the sport’s recent history, and the above photo is one you will see often in the near future.

The confidence and persistent will exhibited by Andy throughout the entire fight have me looking forward to seeing Ruiz fight in the future. I hope he enjoys the whirlwind ride he is about to experience after knocking off the best in the biz in convincing fashion. Not only did he make Anthony Joshua look like a confused, cocky pussy, he did so on four weeks notice after getting the nod to replace Jarrell “Big Baby” Miller’s drug test failing baby back bitch ass.

To the first Mexican heavyweight, and now most definitely people’s, champion of the world!

-Pugilist Pug

Ps. Shout out to my emotional support group Degenerates Anonymous for not letting me lay $2k on Joshua to win $100 last night bc he was, and I quote “Fighting a fat Mexican can of soup.”

Full fight link:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7a25r2

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