A happy belated birthday to American painter Norman Rockwell, who would have been 126 years old today had we frozen his head like Ted Williams (and if a janitor hadn’t fractured his skull showing it off)
True story
Beyond ripping off millions of Americans with his painting reprints on “collectibles” over the years, Norman recently lent his name to the latest album of Lana Del Ray.
You may know her as the singer/songwriter/most embarrassing moment as a performer on SNL not named Ashlee Simpson
Well I’ve always been a hater until she started to soften me up with the jam of summer 2019 with an excellent cover of Sublime’s “Doin’ Time”
And now she’s got me feeling feels with her latest single, “Mariners Apartment Complex” and I can now provide you with a double feature jam of the day.
– DJ Daddy Pug
P.s. “My friend goes to AA with Lana Del Ray,” – an LOL humblebrag by one of my coworkers.
P.p.s if you told me Lana Del Ray was 25 or 45 I would believe both. Bitch has a weird face
White Trash Day Dreams 