Ok, please, go ahead and stop me if you’ve heard this joke before…
A known rapist walks onto a stage in a stadium full of feminazi wine mom’s and cat ladies to a round of applause. Once they pipe down and lend an ear to their favorite sexual predator, they hang on to his every word, swimming in his handsome smirk that no man has ever given them because they hate all men with the exception of this one who even had the nerve to filander around behind the back of the goddess they all worship as queen.
Their hero, who is on the record in the court of law as having incerted a cigar into the vagina of a young intern, removed said cigar, put it in his mouth and remarked how good it tasted before having said intern give him a blowie in the Oval Office, then pompously tells them how humbled he is now that he’s too old to bugger his interns, and they share in his pain. How terrible. But don’t worry, he tells his adoring flock. Alas, he reminds them he’s still younger than their LEAST favorite known rapist Donald Trump!
I’m sure some of you aren’t laughing, and that’s ok, because I still haven’t gotten to the punch line.
Here it goes…
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None of it matters. None of any of it fucking matters. This is all by design to try make my best friend I growing up and I hate each other (guess what, hasn’t worked. Love you bro BP.) Everyone needs to just put down the internet (not me though, keep coming here plz) and find moderation in their beliefs and acceptance of others. Get back to values about supporting our neighbors, our country, learning more selflessness, similar to the values of our grandparents.
I’ve never been serious. But, for all you libs out there whining I’m only going after you, allow me to go after the other side of the same fucking coin any partisan fuck lives on. I’m talking about you, trumptards. You guys have been so pathetically butthurt and conspirital when every NPC talking head was repeating “those guys are just weird.“ Weird? Weird? You guys are upset because that cunt Rachel Madow called you WEIRD? What a bunch of pussies you are. And I hate to break it to you, but NEWS FLASH! JD Vance is weird! Have you not seen the movie where my goddess Amy Adams plays his drug addict mom and he is raised by a gun toting hillbilly grandma? (I haven’t, but they turned the movie into a book and I read that.) He’s also a hyper conservative ex-marine who is a bought and paid for politician, and his key benefactor is a homosexual tech titan! That’s all pretty fucking weird if you ask me.
Have none of you realized that every fucking politician is a fucking weirdo who is in the back pocket of lobbying groups and billionaires who have pictures of them diddling children and the like? They’re all psychopaths and THEY ALL HATE YOU and laugh and laugh as they pit US against each other with this charade of two parties, all the while THEY steal more and more and raise taxes and print money as we get distracted fighting with our neighbors because they do or don’t have a Black Lives Matter sign in their yard.
Oh, and libs, please don’t throw stones in glass houses. You fuckers are championing the lunatics who are sowing their pussies up, bolting on a cock they grew in a lab, and expecting me to treat them as Ted, as opposed to that chick Morgan whose now non existent vagina I remember fingerblasting in the 8th grade! Stop trying to get me to pretend that isn’t FUCKING WEIRD.
A very wise man I admire very much once stated he didn’t vote. That way whatever happens he can say it wasn’t his fault. So just like Mr. George Carlin, I’m gonna stay home on Election Day and jack off a few times. But whatever the fuck happens, you don’t get to complain to me because it isn’t my fault, I didn’t vote for it. VOTING DOESNT MATTER! If it did, they wouldn’t let a lunatic like me do it!
One of two things is going to happen in November. Trump will emerge victorious and half the country will revolt and say he needs to be removed in the name of democracy.
Or, Kamala Harris is going to win and every supposed white supremicist is going to say they only won because they cheated.
Please, no matter who loses, let me know if you finally grow a pair and want to get the guns and make like it’s 1776 and we can overthrow these clowns. I’m confident no matter who supposedly “wins” we’ll be going after the same exact people. It’s a big club, and we’re not in it. So just let me know, cuz I’m on team US. Let’s go fucking water the tree of liberty with the blood of THEM someday soon.
-Pug the Patriot
Ps George Carlin was the man
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