On London trading hours for the foreseeable future, so I’ve had a lot of time to think on slow nights and then the two hours I get to drink beers and think about things in between the Chicago open and the time my nanny gets here to watch the kids.
Do you realize they’re still listing iPhone’s by number? The iPhone 15, yes that’s one five, has arrived. Do you think they saw this coming? Like did they think they wouldn’t change the thing I’m typing on right now other than make it slightly bigger then slightly smaller again, make the camera better, add a camera that watches you while you watch porn on it and beat off?
Also, I know that weirdo Steve Jobs knew we were all going to be using these things to jack off the second he built the first prototype. And I’m sure Tim Cook (known homosexual) became CEO with the soul motivation of being able to watch us all beat off on the camera that now faces us and seemed to arrive right at the time he took the reigns.
Idk, I went cold jerky the other day. No more porn for this man, so I have a lot more time on my hands (about 1-3 hours a day) so I’m doing a lot of thinking.
And calling it the iPhone 15 is just retarded. 2024 iPhone sounds new. iPhone 15 makes me feel old. Is anyone still here? Hello?
Ok but don’t worry, I still beat off. I’m just going back to the old days of using my…
Careful, if you don’t watch out I might just think about you…
-quasi celibate Pug
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