What would you say if I told you that when I search for porn, I mostly search for dudes?
No, no, no! Hear me out! I promise this is a big brain idea that I’ve been practicing for many years and it will bring much joy to your life. I pinky swear it’s not a trick just to get you to see some BBC like the Covid man meme! (Unless you want that, which in case just skip ahead, go to your favorite internet porn site, and search for “Mandingo.”)
Ok before I get to my pitch, let’s just go over a pornographic history lesson that ends with my Newtonian revolutionary breakthrough. Before porn, you just had to go to a whore. Pretty gross considering standards of cleanliness and medicine prior to the 20th century. Like, sure, if there was a real life West World theme park with old time Wild West robo hookers you could pique my interest, but I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say seeing a hooker pre penicillin was a real roll of the dice.
Let’s skip all the boring stuff like fat lady prehistoric figurines, gay Roman sculptures, and French novels with sketches of aristocratic orgies filled with chubby girls. As fun as it all is to giggle at, let’s leap frog all that shit and skip to the time we get cameras, and man in all of his wisdom immediately started snapping lewd images of sexual acts. You’d have to go to a seedy bar, probably where you placed bets and such as well and purchased speakeasy booze (idk I just imagine it’s during prohibition) and you buy some pictures of a flapper getting stuffed by a mobster looking gent.
Even more bizarre is the notion of a “stag film” where a group of guys get their hands on an amateur porno in the first half of the 20th century and hold a screening of it as a group? Like gtfo, picture our grandpas or great grandpas getting together at the VFW with a reel to reel projector, having a bunch of beers and then watching porn together. I imagine hooting and hollering and popcorn being thrown and one or two of them beating off in the corner on the sly. Talk about different times that I could probably do without…
This all goes away with the coming of the sexual revolution in the 60s which led to porn becoming mainstream and having their own seedy theaters. Beating off in a movie theater full of a bunch of strangers is still not my cup of tea, but I think we can all sympathize with Paul Reubens for thinking it acceptable to squeeze one off in a movie theater showing hardcore porn.
Then the invention of home video immediately brought porn to the home, some even crediting the porn industry for making the less expensive, and less advanced VHS to become the standard as opposed the the much sharper BETA tapes. No longer were you subjected to watching porn amongst the masses, you could just cozy up to your own couch, pants around your ankles, remote in hand to fast forward, rewind and slow mo through the best parts. What a glorious time to be alive!
Quick side note before I get to my point. I’ve seen a few plays lately, you know, cultured Broadway shit, and I’m constantly in awe of how over the top the acting and dialogue is, and how amazing and extravagant the sets can be all without the use of technology. And then I look at every film or television show and how they try to fake emotion and rely so heavily on special effects. But then I watch porn and feel it may be, dare I say, THE LAST BASTION OF PURE, HUMAN THEATER!!! No one wants special effects in porn! You want the real thing, real sex, real penetration, REAL LOADS BLOWN. It will hopefully always and forever remain pure and real sex because I think (excluding the hentai weirdos) the average person needs to see real sex to get off. What those people look like and what kind of depraved shit they’re doing may vary, but most want to nut to real sex.
Ok so now I’m a little lost… what exactly was I talking about here?
Ah yes, thank you. Ok, so hear me out:
My theory is derived from the fact that top billed dudes have a much longer career than their female counterparts. They will have over that time span worked with a very wide range of stars, both the iron women like Nina Hartley and Riley Reid, as well as the flashes in the pan who either burn out or tragically pass too soon. Couple their range in time with the fact that production companies search free porn sites to remove work by searching for starlets, as well as women who have left the industry trying to remove the material they’d rather not let their current coworkers find, you have much more and better material to select from when searching for dudes.
Also, anecdotally I find people only upload the dudes best work, so you’re also filtering out all the garbage the chicks put out over a short time span, bingo bango you only get all star quality material from the best girls during their prime years.
Ok guys, now go ahead, give it a try, and don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. I expect an explosion of searches for Manuel Ferrera, Rocco, James Deen, Mick Blue, Peter north, Milf Hunter, Small Hands, Bryan Gozzling, etc.
-Galaxy Brain PUG
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