Ok I’m gonna get up on my soap box, and I don’t care what the fuck anyone says this is one I’ll die on…
Sidney Sweeney has a great body.
I’m not finished! While Sydney Sweeney has a great body, her face is so fucking average it hurts.
Give me a fucking break! I’m not saying I wouldn’t fuck her or I don’t lust after her! I’m just saying, like, wtf are we doing here? Is there something I’m missing that the above specimen is currently THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE? I’ve had better looking chicks bag my fucking groceries here in Seattle and people are ugly as fuck out here. There’s like at least 3 teachers at my kids elementary school prettier than her, let alone all the thirsty bitches walking around in Chicago’s west loop with just as good of bodies and way hotter faces.
Speaking of Seattle…
I came up with a new mix this morning (yea I said morning. Sue me.) Meet the Irish Lumberjack, a PNW fresh hop IPA with a layer of Guiness smoothed over the top. Beautiful.
At this point I would pay top dollar and part with an appendage to see video of what this bitch did to get the push for sexiest woman alive. You ever hear how people have to sell their soul to the devil to get famous? Well Ms. Sweeney had to have performed acts on that devil dick that’d make Harvey Weinstein blush to get the push she’s getting with her mug.
Realistically she isn’t anything more than a poor man’s Amanda seyfried, and at least that chick looked like she’d be fun to hang out with. Amanda is a little easier on the eyes, has the same rocking body even though she’s at least a decade older, and probably hasn’t been defecated on by whatever Jew has replaced Weinstein at the top of the Hollywood director totem pole who decides these things.
No sir.
And then for good measure I’d like to thank all of our air traffic controllers who are showing up for work unpaid with a little of this…
And a little bit of this….
Wait, what was that???
Bah gawd
Well fuck me, I’m digging in the archives and unfortunately I’ve chronicled a different large breasted gif queen in the past… one Katee Owen
Also WAAAAYYY hotter than Sydney Sweeney.
Ok fine, I’m gonna have to do some more recon because the internet seems to be getting scrubbed lately. Watched the thriller video with the kids the other night and I’m 95% sure it’s been edited by AI.
Once again, air traffic controllers ty for your service.
I need to get some sleep now.
-A sleepy PUG
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