"Was he so drunk the other night that he forgot he already wrote a prepping for the second wave blog?" No, I definitely remembered writing last my last blog. I had to read it today to know what it contained, but I definitely remember sitting at a desk and hammering the keyboard. Around 3:00 AM … Continue reading Further Prepping For the Second Wave: Ranking the Teams In My Fantasy League’s Chances of Surviving a Second Lockdown
Author: The Pug
I turned thirty and realized I hadn't really done anything of any meaning in my life. I drunkenly bought a website and will be sharing my day to day musings with the world just for shits. I went to school for creative writing and have been working in finance for the past ten years, finding little success financially but I'm able to live a comfortable life from what I do. My interests are cars, boxing, dogs, porn, and lots of degeneracy. I'm of the belief that it's ok to make fun of anyone so long as you make sure to make fun of everyone, and I'm hopeful this can be a safe space from safe spaces for everyone. So buckle up and don't take anything I say too seriously.
-Pugger
Preparing for a Second Wave
Aloha, Preppers! The First Rule of Prepping is No Talking About Prepping Alright dudes, I'd like to give an entirely unbiased, hopefully intermittently comical guide on how to prepare for scenarios where the shit hits the fan (doomsday dudes love to talk about when SHTF) and how you can make sure you are best off … Continue reading Preparing for a Second Wave
WTDD State of the Union
“I’m hoping this will become more of what it was originally intended to be. I have two posts planned and a schedule we’re going to adopt soon, so be prepared to be bombarded as I make a push for that stamps.com money.” - Pug, Oct. 2, 2019 "Maybe you set the bar a little high, … Continue reading WTDD State of the Union
The Final Stage of Grief: Acceptance
Test... test... this thing on??? Sibilance- phonetics relating to or denoting the consonants (s, z, / ʃ /, / ʒ /), all pronounced with a characteristic hissing sound. having a hissing soundthe sibilant sound of wind among the leaves I hope all who find themselves here are alive and well (I’m going to assume you’re … Continue reading The Final Stage of Grief: Acceptance
A Beacon of Hope
Dark times are upon us, my friends. We’ve been under shelter in place for a month now and I’m sure you’ve all been wondering where I’ve been. Shit is getting pretty dark. The world was captivated by a gun toting, mullet sporting homosexual meth addict with 180 pet tigers, but now that has come to … Continue reading A Beacon of Hope
Jam of the Day: Shiny Happy People
Don’t really have much to say about the state of the world right now. I’m kind of shocked I’m not posting my unibomber manifesto on here after being locked in my house for a week. Maybe once I run out of booze. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOKMUTTDdA Something about this song always picks me up when I’m feeling down. … Continue reading Jam of the Day: Shiny Happy People
WuHan Virus Ain’t Nothin’ to Fuck With: An Intro to Disaster Prepping
Alright, so I’ve already broken the first rule in disaster prepping fight club. Listen closely bc I really mean the next sentence In the event of a global pandemic/anarchist rebellion/zombie apocalypse and you show up without a prior invitation to the Pug safe house, I will shoot you dead. And furthermore, I’m sorry if you … Continue reading WuHan Virus Ain’t Nothin’ to Fuck With: An Intro to Disaster Prepping
Jam of the Day: Bad Decisions
The title describes my life 15-25, and The Strokes define their music I listened to during that time. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rOmkPrhpQGQ The second best song on the best album of the 20**s was left off the album bc of 9/11. Thanks bin laden The self styled bad boys of the aughts are out with a new album … Continue reading Jam of the Day: Bad Decisions
Jam of the Day: Impromptu Double Feature
If you’re a ride or die Blink guy like myself, you’ve heard their 1999 live album The Mark, Tom, and Travis Show. 1999 in a nutshell Well the first song my unborn baby has ever heard was the live version of Dumpweed https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fSQXO3fBvV8 and needless to say my wife is right, kid is gonna have … Continue reading Jam of the Day: Impromptu Double Feature
Jam of the Day: Norman Fucking Rockwell
A happy belated birthday to American painter Norman Rockwell, who would have been 126 years old today had we frozen his head like Ted Williams (and if a janitor hadn’t fractured his skull showing it off) True story Beyond ripping off millions of Americans with his painting reprints on “collectibles” over the years, Norman recently … Continue reading Jam of the Day: Norman Fucking Rockwell
White Trash Day Dreams 