Putting to paper the ideas that were probably best left as my white trash day dreams.
New thing we're gonna try around here: I'll tell a story/anecdote/drunkenly ramble about things and then give you the recipe of the most recent meal I've cooked for a friend. Tonight, a meal made for commissioner of my fantasy football league (who is currently living in my guest room.) Have you ever noticed how like … Continue reading Dinner With the Commish: Home Made Crunch Wrap Supremes
It's been a full year since I had a drunken crisis and bought a website because I was worried I hadn't done enough with my life and was turning 30. So, before I check to make sure I renewed the domain, I need to answer a question that a lot of people have been asking … Continue reading WTDD After a Year: Where Do We Go?
Justin Verlander became just the sixth pitcher in history to throw three or more no-no's and is in the midst of a dominating season that will almost certainly nab him his second Cy Young award. As he begins to enter the discussion of being one of the all time greats, let's take the time to … Continue reading Justin Verlander Throws Third No Hitter
While I try to steer clear of politics on this site, preferring to keep my domain as a safe space from the static drone of retards screaming at each other that plagues today's internet, after this weekend's two reported mass shootings, common sense says we need to address our country's current policy on gun control. … Continue reading A Sane Compromise For More Gun Control
Since no one asked, I'm going to share my thoughts on the direction of the stock market. And let's clarify before we get started, if you're actually coming here for financial advice, then you're not even worth the time to find a disclaimer to put at the bottom of this page. If you're like the … Continue reading An Argument for the Downside Risk in Spus
"Hang On Sloopy" is a 1965 chart topping hit recorded by The McCoys. I thought we were talking about banging old ladies? Yea, yea, we'll get there in a second, but bear with me and agree that you'd be hard pressed to find an American born before 2000 who hasn't heard the pop culture staple … Continue reading I’m in Love with a Septuagenarian
Andy Ruiz with Anthony Joshua after whooping his uninspired ass That man above, the one who looks like an Oakland Raiders fan posing with his favorite player, is your new unified WBA, WBO, IBO, and IBF heavyweight champion of the world! Joshua's defeat in the 7th round after being knocked down four times in the … Continue reading We Have A New Heavyweight Champion of the World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA Twenty years ago I saw this music video in my friend Brendan's basement and I don't think I've matured a day since. It was the coolest, funniest, most outrageous music video I had ever seen and I fell in love with these three man children in an instant. Read this lyric and you'll understand … Continue reading What’s My Age Again? Enema of the State Turns 20
If there's nudes, I will find them. My oath to you, my loyal subjects. Here are some Brienne of Tarth nudes to brighten your day. Don't tell me you wouldn't... - Sir Pug
Judging by the four inches of snow we've received on this lovely Masters Sunday, winter is here. Tiger Woods is making the push for his fifth green jacket, so hell has also frozen over. While the thought of Tiger walking up to the eighteenth green in Augusta with a two stroke lead brings a tear … Continue reading Han Solo Dies: A Game of Thrones Preview
White Trash Day Dreams 