WTDD State of the Union

“I’m hoping this will become more of what it was originally intended to be. I have two posts planned and a schedule we’re going to adopt soon, so be prepared to be bombarded as I make a push for that stamps.com money.” - Pug, Oct. 2, 2019 "Maybe you set the bar a little high, … Continue reading WTDD State of the Union →

The Final Stage of Grief: Acceptance

Test... test... this thing on??? Sibilance- phonetics relating to or denoting the consonants (s, z, / ʃ /, / ʒ /), all pronounced with a characteristic hissing sound. having a hissing soundthe sibilant sound of wind among the leaves I hope all who find themselves here are alive and well (I’m going to assume you’re … Continue reading The Final Stage of Grief: Acceptance →

WuHan Virus Ain’t Nothin’ to Fuck With: An Intro to Disaster Prepping

Alright, so I’ve already broken the first rule in disaster prepping fight club. Listen closely bc I really mean the next sentence In the event of a global pandemic/anarchist rebellion/zombie apocalypse and you show up without a prior invitation to the Pug safe house, I will shoot you dead. And furthermore, I’m sorry if you … Continue reading WuHan Virus Ain’t Nothin’ to Fuck With: An Intro to Disaster Prepping →

Jam of the Day: Impromptu Double Feature

If you’re a ride or die Blink guy like myself, you’ve heard their 1999 live album The Mark, Tom, and Travis Show. 1999 in a nutshell Well the first song my unborn baby has ever heard was the live version of Dumpweed https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fSQXO3fBvV8 and needless to say my wife is right, kid is gonna have … Continue reading Jam of the Day: Impromptu Double Feature →

Dadwagon

Owing to the fact that I'll soon be a father, I recently had to upgrade vehicles. I put my highly unnecessary and ridiculous 1991 Nissan 300ZX into storage: Car is currently a bubble boy And purchased a 2008 BMW 328xi Touring. Touring is British for wagon The concept for White Trash Daydreams was born out … Continue reading Dadwagon →

Dinner With the Commish: Home Made Crunch Wrap Supremes

New thing we're gonna try around here: I'll tell a story/anecdote/drunkenly ramble about things and then give you the recipe of the most recent meal I've cooked for a friend. Tonight, a meal made for commissioner of my fantasy football league (who is currently living in my guest room.) Have you ever noticed how like … Continue reading Dinner With the Commish: Home Made Crunch Wrap Supremes →

WTDD After a Year: Where Do We Go?

It's been a full year since I had a drunken crisis and bought a website because I was worried I hadn't done enough with my life and was turning 30. So, before I check to make sure I renewed the domain, I need to answer a question that a lot of people have been asking … Continue reading WTDD After a Year: Where Do We Go? →

A Sane Compromise For More Gun Control

While I try to steer clear of politics on this site, preferring to keep my domain as a safe space from the static drone of retards screaming at each other that plagues today's internet, after this weekend's two reported mass shootings, common sense says we need to address our country's current policy on gun control. … Continue reading A Sane Compromise For More Gun Control →

An Argument for the Downside Risk in Spus

Since no one asked, I'm going to share my thoughts on the direction of the stock market. And let's clarify before we get started, if you're actually coming here for financial advice, then you're not even worth the time to find a disclaimer to put at the bottom of this page. If you're like the … Continue reading An Argument for the Downside Risk in Spus →

I’m in Love with a Septuagenarian

"Hang On Sloopy" is a 1965 chart topping hit recorded by The McCoys. I thought we were talking about banging old ladies? Yea, yea, we'll get there in a second, but bear with me and agree that you'd be hard pressed to find an American born before 2000 who hasn't heard the pop culture staple … Continue reading I’m in Love with a Septuagenarian →