Putting to paper the ideas that were probably best left as my white trash day dreams.
A running joke amongst my friends is the fact that I’ve been a registered amateur boxer for two years now and I’ve yet to have an actual fight. I think you can say I’m 0-0-0-5, as I’ve had 3 opponents no show and two go down with injury in the week of the event. I … Continue reading Making Weight: Blackened Tilapia w/ Jicama Slaw
Just terrible fucking news today. We've lost one of the all time greats and I am just terribly bummed out. Makes me feel slightly better When I was a kid I HATED Kobe. I was an MJ disciple through and through and would get legitimately pissed if anyone even mentioned another player's name in the … Continue reading RIP Mamba
You're a goddamn liar if claim you didn't wear a bucket hat in 1998 bc of this song The story behind this song is actually pretty interesting, so sit back and relax while I tell you a tale of an incredibly talented dude who set out to intentionally become a one hit wonder. Jimmy is … Continue reading Jam of the Day: You Get What You Give
"This bed is on fire with passionate love, the neighbours complain about the noises above, but she only comes when she's on top" The opening lyrics set the tone for this timeless jam that I always remembered as that song from one of the American Pie movies. It's just one of those songs that you … Continue reading Jam of the Day: Laid
Tonight's half assed gambling pick is bright to you by my famous meat loaf recipe. Pretty sure it's MY recipe Shut your face, Chrissy! I'm talking here. All my biggest mush sources are talking about how much they love Clemson and no one is giving them a chance and Coach O is all hype and … Continue reading Ma! The Meatloaf: NCAAF Title Game Pick
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n12OBlcHx9E Matthew Sweet's Girlfriend is one of those timeless songs which upon first listening you could be told the song came out 40 years ago or 40 days ago and believe it. The riff, sound, subject and voice surpass the confines of time, and I'll stop sniffing my own farts and simply say this song … Continue reading Jam of the Day: Girlfriend
Owing to the fact that I'll soon be a father, I recently had to upgrade vehicles. I put my highly unnecessary and ridiculous 1991 Nissan 300ZX into storage: Car is currently a bubble boy And purchased a 2008 BMW 328xi Touring. Touring is British for wagon The concept for White Trash Daydreams was born out … Continue reading Dadwagon
"Hi. I've got a tape I want to play for you." The simple start, a skinny confused man walks onto the stage by himself with a guitar and a boom box and makes the above announcement, would never let on to what you're about to experience from David Byrne and The Talking Heads. The above … Continue reading Jam of the Day: Stop Making Sense
The term panty dropper gets tossed around quite lightly these days. Let's get back to the term's roots and talk about a real banger here. Beck's Debra, a soulful take on your stereotypical lounge singer, will certainly drop your basic white cottons, your silks, your thongs, and your things that're real cool that you don't … Continue reading Jam of the Day: Debra
Many years ago, I softened my bride to be's stone cold heart by sending her a song every morning to start the day. Some were sweet: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kUjFpdxFWHU Some were hard rocking bangers https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM Some were songs she'd introduced me to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sZDKP5pnhhM While others I used to expand her horizons and showed her new worlds https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6PAzqBUNlCs … Continue reading Jam of the Day
White Trash Day Dreams 