Ok I’m gonna get up on my soap box, and I don’t care what the fuck anyone says this is one I’ll die on… Sidney Sweeney has a great body. “What a bold hill to die on…” I’m not finished! While Sydney Sweeney has a great body, her face is so fucking average it hurts. … Continue reading Sydney Sweeney Has A Fart Face
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Don’t Knock It Till You Try It…
What would you say if I told you that when I search for porn, I mostly search for dudes? “This is about the only thing that comes to mind…” No, no, no! Hear me out! I promise this is a big brain idea that I’ve been practicing for many years and it will bring much … Continue reading Don’t Knock It Till You Try It…
Deep Thoughts: iPhone 15
On London trading hours for the foreseeable future, so I’ve had a lot of time to think on slow nights and then the two hours I get to drink beers and think about things in between the Chicago open and the time my nanny gets here to watch the kids. London Pug has entered the … Continue reading Deep Thoughts: iPhone 15
A Disclaimer
To anyone who says what I say and do here should be stopped, I implore you to have a dialogue with me. There are several possible outcomes, the only negative one would be if myself or my detractor were silenced. Think about it, we could have a dialogue, the best case for you is I … Continue reading A Disclaimer
Howdy Partner
There’s a new sheriff in town and I’m done playing ball with a certain group of people. Don’t worry, Israel and Palestine. I’ve yet to choose a side in your beef. What we’re here to discuss is a phrase that has entered our lexicon in the past few years (particularly in the hamlet I now … Continue reading Howdy Partner
Tip Culture is Out of Control
So a few years ago my wife ordered an outlandish amount of pizza from a local joint for our son’s first birthday party. She placed the order in advance via their catering portal online, I asked her how much it was, she didn’t know, maybe $200? I was like ouch ok whatever hon gotta feed … Continue reading Tip Culture is Out of Control
We Be Vibecessioning
Test… Test… this thing on? Hey there folks, Pug here. I used to have this thing called excess time that enabled me to do things like write a casual smut blog, stay in peak shape to box competitively, and sleep for 36 hours straight to recover from coke benders. But then my life changed. Twice. … Continue reading We Be Vibecessioning
The Answer to r/wallstreetbets Woes: Pug’s Big Dirty
Considering I had to wait five mins in the line at the liquor store today while the average Joe who sounded like he could be a member of the bears super fans explained what a “gamma squeeze” is to the clerk behind the counter while he rang up his six pack, I don’t think I … Continue reading The Answer to r/wallstreetbets Woes: Pug’s Big Dirty
Further Prepping For the Second Wave: Ranking the Teams In My Fantasy League’s Chances of Surviving a Second Lockdown
"Was he so drunk the other night that he forgot he already wrote a prepping for the second wave blog?" No, I definitely remembered writing last my last blog. I had to read it today to know what it contained, but I definitely remember sitting at a desk and hammering the keyboard. Around 3:00 AM … Continue reading Further Prepping For the Second Wave: Ranking the Teams In My Fantasy League’s Chances of Surviving a Second Lockdown
Preparing for a Second Wave
Aloha, Preppers! The First Rule of Prepping is No Talking About Prepping Alright dudes, I'd like to give an entirely unbiased, hopefully intermittently comical guide on how to prepare for scenarios where the shit hits the fan (doomsday dudes love to talk about when SHTF) and how you can make sure you are best off … Continue reading Preparing for a Second Wave







