Ok I’m gonna get up on my soap box, and I don’t care what the fuck anyone says this is one I’ll die on… Sidney Sweeney has a great body. “What a bold hill to die on…” I’m not finished! While Sydney Sweeney has a great body, her face is so fucking average it hurts. … Continue reading Sydney Sweeney Has A Fart Face →

What would you say if I told you that when I search for porn, I mostly search for dudes? “This is about the only thing that comes to mind…” No, no, no! Hear me out! I promise this is a big brain idea that I’ve been practicing for many years and it will bring much … Continue reading Don’t Knock It Till You Try It… →

To anyone who says what I say and do here should be stopped, I implore you to have a dialogue with me. There are several possible outcomes, the only negative one would be if myself or my detractor were silenced. Think about it, we could have a dialogue, the best case for you is I … Continue reading A Disclaimer →

There’s a new sheriff in town and I’m done playing ball with a certain group of people. Don’t worry, Israel and Palestine. I’ve yet to choose a side in your beef. What we’re here to discuss is a phrase that has entered our lexicon in the past few years (particularly in the hamlet I now … Continue reading Howdy Partner →

So a few years ago my wife ordered an outlandish amount of pizza from a local joint for our son’s first birthday party. She placed the order in advance via their catering portal online, I asked her how much it was, she didn’t know, maybe $200? I was like ouch ok whatever hon gotta feed … Continue reading Tip Culture is Out of Control →

Considering I had to wait five mins in the line at the liquor store today while the average Joe who sounded like he could be a member of the bears super fans explained what a “gamma squeeze” is to the clerk behind the counter while he rang up his six pack, I don’t think I … Continue reading The Answer to r/wallstreetbets Woes: Pug’s Big Dirty →