Oathkeeper

If there's nudes, I will find them. My oath to you, my loyal subjects. Here are some Brienne of Tarth nudes to brighten your day. Don't tell me you wouldn't... - Sir Pug

Han Solo Dies: A Game of Thrones Preview

Judging by the four inches of snow we've received on this lovely Masters Sunday, winter is here. Tiger Woods is making the push for his fifth green jacket, so hell has also frozen over. While the thought of Tiger walking up to the eighteenth green in Augusta with a two stroke lead brings a tear … Continue reading Han Solo Dies: A Game of Thrones Preview →

Monday Evening Trash: Pat Arbor Released from Prison

On February 14, 2019, Pat Arbor, the longest serving chairman in Chicago Board of Trade history (1993-1998), exchanged Valentine's gifts with his ex-wife, one Antoinette Vigilante. Pat agreed to give an undisclosed sum in connection to the $18 million he owed in unpaid alimony in exchange for his release from Federal prison. Isn't that lovely? … Continue reading Monday Evening Trash: Pat Arbor Released from Prison →

LetGo: A Safer Craigslist

So the other day a guy was telling me how he bought a new power drill using an app called LetGo. My buddy described its function as a sort of verified Craigslist where all of the sellers have ratings and reviews from users who have dealt with them. Basically keeps people from flaking out or … Continue reading LetGo: A Safer Craigslist →

Nipple Fucker

This past Friday was the release of the December jobs report. Basically the busiest day of the month for macro traders because of the implication of the number of jobs added or lost in the US is a key bellwether for the economy in general. So, imagine my surprise as I'm trading the shit out … Continue reading Nipple Fucker →

The Best Porn Is Free Premium Porn (a quick Lomachenko v. Pedraza preview)

Another week, and another chance to spread the gospel of the Sweet Science to my degenerate followers. If you know me, you'll know that I think current stable of boxers coming out of the Ukraine are the best in the world. Fighter of the year front runner Oleksandr Usyk is the first to unify the … Continue reading The Best Porn Is Free Premium Porn (a quick Lomachenko v. Pedraza preview) →

Wilder v. Fury Preview

Ready to talk boxing? The most anticipated heavyweight bout in some time is set to take place tonight at the Staples Center, as two literal giants in Deontay Wilder and Tyson Fury square off for not only the lineal title and the WBC title belt, but also the right to face IBF, WBA, WBO, and … Continue reading Wilder v. Fury Preview →

I’m Sorry I Pissed in Your Sink

The appalled look on my wife's face after confiding in her that I'd taken a rancid, asparagus powered piss in the sink of my good friend Buzz's parents' home has inspired me to utilize this blog's power to provide an umbrella apology to anyone whose home I have been in and a disclaimer to all … Continue reading I’m Sorry I Pissed in Your Sink →

Am I Responsible for the 8 Year Bull Market? (and current correction)

With the current downturn in the stock market, I am sitting here kicking myself because I finally gave up spending about $3000 a year on put spreads, teeny puts, straddles, strangles, condors, flies, and essentially every single option strategy I could employ to short the stock market without getting my face ripped off. I basically … Continue reading Am I Responsible for the 8 Year Bull Market? (and current correction) →

Another Half Brained Scheme

I have a tab in my iPhone notes titled "Half Brained Schemes." Currently, we have 76 of them and only two have been completed (this blog being one of the two. I don't quite remember how successful my utilization of pi to create an Elliot Wave charting system to measure public opinion of NFL teams … Continue reading Another Half Brained Scheme →